well, i thought about it, and my last post was just because i had a bad day. i'm over it now, and realized it's almost Christmas. so i thought what better way to celebrate, than showing off a bot i made.
here is a list of weapons i want to add

1. stun gun or tazer
2. dart gun (real bullets take up too much room)
3. saw blade ( good for cutting wires)
4. flash bombs
5. directional sound ( it literally hits people with sound,
for those of you who don't know what directional sound does here is a video

here is some footage of the device in action

below is my bot. it is only about 12" long.

many people on the internet have been pissing me off just for the fun of it, and i'm here to say fine, you win, i give up. your right, i'm retarded ,my ideas are stupid, i'm a hypocrite, i'm a nerd, i never know what i'm talking about, i'm going to hell when i die, and everything i say is wrong. you are right your a genius, you can never be wrong, compared to me, your the king of the world. you win. i'm not going to cuss you out i'm not going to call you names. i give up. you win.

here is your reward, one of my favorite songs

... my tank design.

yes i know the main canon is too big

in case you got to this page, to find out who i am, read below

who am i? I'm the guy who you never really noticed. everyone knows me by name, but few know me by personality. i was the untouchable in elementary, i was the one who stood there alone. funny thing is, being alone helped me think clearly. i not only see you, through my eyes. i can see others through your eyes. i know how you think, and i know who you are. i know your traits, and the traits of others. it is from this that i draw my own thoughts and morals. so go ahead, laugh at me, call me names, because guess what? when you laugh at me, you are laughing at all that you are not, and some of what you are.

i am back from my trip

i'm going out of town. i may not have internet. if i dont, please write something interesting below.

need a voice actor?

if so, pm me, or leave a message below

i can also get you any* music for your flash animations

*almost any, some songs are just too hard to find

click here to hear my voice
i will voice act for more than one person
i did voice acting for the following animation(s)
Refund

i will not act for anything "A" rated
i may act for "M" rated stuff, depending on what its about
i will not act for anything that i think is a horrible plot

awile ago, i tried to to create a group to combat anyone who make a lot of crap submissions for reward, unfortunately no one was willing to help. so i'm making a new group, this time though, this groups perpose is not to zerobomb, but to provide services to each other. right now i am availible for voice acting, and free music from video games. if you need either of these feel free to pm me.
by the way, the group is called "Paradox"

i recently watched "how to be a ng animator god 2" and realized somthing. Following this movie doesn't make you a good animater,it makes you a dick, and ruins newgrounds for the rest of us. those of you who take that movie as a joke, good for you, have a cookie and enjoy life. those who take the movie seriously ,and follow its advice READ BELOW.

anyways that movie made me want to create my own guide to making great animations, so without further ado
n7m6e7 presents

HOW TO BE A GREAT ANIMATOR ON NEWGROUNDS

part one: beginning
So, you want to be an animator? The first step is to brainstorm. Very few animators start at the computer. Start by getting a pencil and paper, and jot down ideas. Watch tv, read books, go outside, and get some ideas of how to make your animation the best it can be. Just remember that your animation should be longer than 30sec, so don't cut corners. Pop culture references are funny, but are often overdone, and are no substitute for good jokes.Also dont copy other peoples work,it's illigal and shows that you have no skills.

part two:animating
Time for the actual animation process. First make your movie, as previously stated it should last longer than 30sec. Any shorter and chances are that it will get a bad score. Picture quality is very important. your movie should have sound and color(Unless you purposely left it black and white for artistic reasons). Music and sounds can be found anywhere. Just make sure to credit the original author.

Part three: finishing touches
after your movie is finished, add a preloader. although not needed, a creative preloader shows that you took time and effort to make your movie. every movie should have a "sene select" so if the veiwer has to leave, he/she can come back to the same spot in the movie."The end" is a simple way to let people know that the movie is done.

Part four: submitting
After your sure your movie is done, it's time to give it a name, description, and icon. all of which need to be relevent. no one likes to be tricked by animation names.Once again this proves that you need to lie to get people to watch it.

Part five: aftermath
So, you made a movie and submitted it. Your not done yet. If your movie makes it past judgment, make sure to read the comments. People will somtimes offer good advice. just know that no matter how hard you work some one will be a dick and vote zero, and cuss you out. be ready for these people, and have a snappy comeback ready.

Final part: the do nots
DO NOT create more than one account just so you can vote up your own flashes and down others, this just shows that you have no life
DO NOT re-submit somthing if it doesn't pass judgement

DO NOT create a new account if you are banned

DO NOT submit anything illigal, you'd be suprised how many "tattle tails" are on this site

THE END

thank you for reading, feel free to critisize my guide, as i made it in less than an hour. point out any mistakes or errors.
I am not easily offended

contest time
i needed somthing to keep me busy, so i'll start putting simple contests and simple prizes.

CONTEST:
post somthing below, write a story, poem or spam, make art, tell jokes. i don't care as long as it looks nice

PRIZE:
I will advertize anything for you as long as its apprpriate

note, this was a quick pic i made of my robot in less than 10 min a rapid fire gun is supposed to slide out of the left side.